Sun Tzu said “know your enemy”, so I read Aaron Greenspan’s autobiography. I learned a lot of interesting things about who he is and how he thinks. Here’s are some of the most interesting moments, clipped for you so you don’t have to read the whole book.
If you are up to it though, the whole book is a pretty hilarious read.
Aaron Greenspan on his Hair
Unleashing Anger on Mom
On Hatred of Everything
Fraud in Elementary School Chatroom
Yeah, out of country on an undercover mission for three years. Totally. Don’t call me Aaron, I’ll call you.
How to never get laid
Meeting Harvard President Larry Summers
On Applying for Credit Cards
On Getting Bad Grades
Yer a wizard Aaron
On reactions to his hateful emails
On stealing Harvard students usernames and passwords
Turning down the opportunity to start Facebook with Mark Zuckerburg
On dating girls
Begging Zuckerburg for a job years after turning down the oppurtunity to be a founder
Calling the FBI… again
Seeing a girl use Facebook, he finally realizes Zuckerburg stole his idea
When Greenspan almost went to jail for stealing government documents after exploiting a security flaw
On meeting with Silicon Valley VCs
The sad story of a smart coder who failed time and time again because of his terrible social skills. He has never changed. He doesn’t know how to talk to people, only threaten them. That’s why he’ll always be a huge loser, in my opinion.